PhantomOwl24601
Just your average crazy owl lady
  • How this man managed to play a terrifying drug lord is still one of the biggest questions in my life

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  • A progression of bad language

    hawlmuchalucha:

    deans-left-buttcheek:

    Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
    Elementary school: What the heck.
    Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
    High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

    College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

    (Source: hyvel, via tinymorrismann)

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  • (Source: lilkimbra, via skyjukebox)

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  • (Source: ssshannonish, via derpycats)

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  • stoned-levi:

    sirenlovesong:

    ariannagrandeofficial:

    big-chicken:

    cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

    this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

    THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

    horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

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